⚡ 1,000+ hours in cs2 • faceit level 3

hey, im superpooper.

around 1,000 hours deep into cs2 and proudly hardstuck at faceit level 3. i swing every angle like i'm s1mple, hit for 14 damage, and call "he's 1 hp".

1k hours CS2

faceit level 3

mirage main

force buy deagle

zero recoil control

pure moral support

1,000+

hours wasted

mostly inspecting skins

Lvl 3

faceit level

we don't talk about level 4

99%

mirage playrate

other maps are a myth

100%

team flash rate

surgical precision

the 1k hour experience

⌛

time well spent

spent 500 hours inspecting weapon skins i can't afford, 300 hours spectating my team while dead, 150 hours typing "gg wp", and 50 hours actually shooting.

🎯

faceit level 3 grind

getting matched against level 10 smurfs while i swing wide on eco rounds with a deagle and pray to the gods. peak competitive experience.

💣

utility knowledge

i know 1 smoke lineup on mirage and it lands somewhere in spawn. my flashbangs blind my entire team for 5 full seconds guaranteed.

how i actually play

🔫 AK-47 Spray

hold left click and pull mouse all the way to my mousepad

🗣️ Callouts

"he's right there bro!" (no ping, no context, no location)

👀 Crosshair

inspecting the floor textures on A site

💸 Economy

who needs armor when u can get a deagle and die in 2 seconds

🧠 Game Sense

pushing through smoke solo with my knife out

🤝 Moral Support

screaming "NICE TRY" after watching a catastrophic whiff

hey, im superpooper.

need a 5th for faceit?